relationship-

1. a penile and clitoral ring on either end of a convenience chain.

2. an osmosis of bad moods.

3. what most rap artists claim in verse to avoid at all cost, yet can rarely afford to live without financially.

sex-
an act which one never has to admit to unless it’s caught on video tape, or on plus-sized blue rayon.

ex-boyfriend

1. a stalker; one who stalks.

2. a man incapable of telling small lies with a straight face.

3. a man who expects everything about his relationship to a woman will stay exactly the same following a sudden and inexplicable discontinuation of all sexual activity with her; a victim.

lie

1. to utter something untrue; as the Master teaches us, lies come in many levels: fib, white lie, lie, out and out lie, damn lie, goddamn lie, and statistics.

2. to speak about one’s career.

3. to speak to one’s lover.

love

descriptive n, a state of perpetual apology; enfeebled.

sane

1. recently fallen out of love.

2. characterized by the ability to foresee and understand cause and effect, like jumping off a building leading to death and denying the existence of God leading to happy and restful nights.